Slime City is the story of Alex, an art student just trying to get some. He rents an apartment from a seemingly sweet old Lizzie to try to sway his girlfriend Lori into ‘sleeping’ over. Roman and Nicole, the building’s other two youth residents take more than a healthy interest in our boy. Nicole practically says ‘Come up and plow me sometime’ and Roman has him over for green pudding and haunted Crème de Methe. Roman explains the goo is Himalayan yogurt made by Lizzie and the wine is made by her dead alchemist father Zachary. Staggering back to his apartment, Alex runs into Nicole. Then they take off their pants and run into each other a few more times. Alex wakes up the next morning covered in slime or possibly melting. He decides to go out for tea and murders a hobo. Before the hobo’s blood is dry, Alex is back to normal. Roman brings by some more goo and Alex hoovers it up. Afterwards, he meets Lori’s parents and ruins dinner with the revelation that he no longer wants to move in with him. He starts to get slimy again and slashes up a prostitute. Finally getting fed up with the slime cycle, Alex confronts Lizzie and Nicole. They reveal he is being fed an elixir and ectoplasmic primer to allow dear, dead dad, Zachary to take over his body. The rest of Zach’s former cult have taken up residence in Roman, Nicole and neighbor Ruby. Alex swears off the junk, reconciles with Lori and they have sex. Unfortunately, Zachary’s hostile takeover is nearly complete and he attacks Lori. Despite no longer being a virgin, Lori hacks Alex into squirmy little bits and saves herself. After the police investigation, Ruby and Lizzie are attempting to rent Alex’s old place to the detective on the case. BUM BUM BUUUH!
Slime City is a low budget classic that has all of key elements necessary to win me over. It was one of those movies that was so bad it was good. They just don’t make movies like this anymore. The only thing missing was a little nudity. I was sad that not even the prostitute gets naked. When you watch as many bad horror movies as we have, you just come to expect it. The film totally made up for it in the last 15 minutes though!
Despite the cheesy script, the acting was actually pretty good. Robert C. Sabin (Alex) was both a believable monster and boy next door and Mary Huner was a really good choice to play Lori (protagonist)/Nicole (antagonist). Nicole’s wig was pretty distracting though because I didn’t even realize they were the same person until well after the movie was over. Bob and I were trying to decide if that was due to budget issues or if it was a stylistic choice.
I thought it was really interesting that sex was Alex’s motive for moving into the building and even after he convinced Lori to sleep with him, she still killed him. Typically the devirginizing of a female character makes her less likely to be the last one standing, but not in Slime City. All of the women in this film are in control in some way. The crazy old ladies try to steal his body on behalf of a cult leader, Nicole seduces him and gets him hooked on Slime and Lori refuses to give into him sexually or emotionally until the end. I also love the fact the when Alex doesn’t get any sweet lovin’ from Lori, he gets it from Nicole (who is played by the same actress). A big theme in the film is clearly sexual frustration/repression. I still can’t figure of why Alex’s hair goes grey throughout the movie and why no one seemed to notice though.
One of the more memorable scenes for me was when homicidal Alex gets stabbed in the stomach by a gang member. His stomach transformed into an opening with teeth and ate the gang member’s hand. That stomach mouth thing looked a lot like a vagina (the most nudity in the film) and the gang member just laid on the ground yelling and bleeding out of his stump.
Now on to the awesome parts! The last 15 minutes of this film were so epic. Lori stabbed a clever into Alex’s neck, stabbed him with a fork, disemboweled him, cut off his hand and beheaded him. All of this action took place on a floor that looks like a chess/checker board. After the disembowelment, Alex tried to scoop up his intestines (hot dogs and scrambled eggs) and shove them back into his stomach and when she finally cut off his head we saw some more eggs and hot dogs fall down around it. The best part of the final battle was when his little brain decided to crawl across the floor. I was impressed by both the complete lack of budget available for the special effects and by how wonderful they turned out anyways.
Anyone who claims to be a fan of B horror movies should really see Slime City. I know I didn’t actually discuss the slime at all, but I can assure you that there is a lot of slime and it is glorious. I give it four scooting brains!
I thought there would be more slime. More blood wouldn’t have hurt either. To me, the entire film is made worthwhile by the last ten minutes. The acting is, surprisingly, not bad. It makes the film more watchable but loses points in the comedy department. Normally, that isn’t an issue but for being billed as a horror comedy it’s severely lacking in funny. The first and only time I laughed was during the last ten minutes. I’m tempted to think that the budget only allowed for ten minutes of awesome and eighty minutes of eh. Overall, Slime City has its charms but it’s not my favorite.
Mary Huner wears a very distracting wig when she is playing Nicole. It’s so distracting in fact, that I didn’t realize she was also playing Lori until after the movie. She looked a bit like a low rent, goth Cher impersonator. Maybe this was one of those jokes the film was supposed to have.
Slime City’s body count is four and an arm. We’ve got a bludgeoning, a slashing, a head bashing, stomach vs. arm bite-off and a decapitation/partial dismemberment. The film really shows what it can do when Alex’s stomach bites the arm off of a gang member. That scene really gives you a good, slimy mouth full of what the finale is serving up. My favorite scene in the movie is when Lori slashes Alex’s stomach and disembowels him. Part of me wondered what happened to the mouth that just ate some guy’s arm. When hot dogs and scrambled eggs came spilling out of the wound, all slights were forgiven. Then when Alex stoops and tucks all the hot dogs and eggs back into his stomach, I was finally won over. I won’t ruin all the finale has to offer, rest assured it’s worth waiting to see. I give the entire film two scooting brains but the finale gets five.
You guys watch films I have never heard of 😀
Hopefully we’ve broadened your horizons! We’ll be getting to some more mainstream stuff. Any suggestions?
Bad horror from the 80’s, you will enjoy probably ‘Class of Nuke Em’ High’, ‘Galaxy of Terror’ and in terms of classic horrors from the 80’s ‘The Thing’. Please review The Thing 😀
The Nuke ’em high review is in the pipeline. Neither of us have seen The Thing (Gasp!), so we’ll try to get to it ASAP. Good tip on Galaxy of Terror, we’ll add it to the list.
You haven’t seen The Thing!!!! Dear God!
I know, I know we’re bad horror fans!
The Evil Dead?
For sure! I’m a huge Evil Dead fan! I’ve even seen Within the Woods
That’s more like it 😀
It’s good to have someone who watches these films, it gives the rest of us ideas what to watch next 😉
We’re glad to help, Crazy Goblin. If we infect just one other person with some of this nonsense, we’ll consider it a job well done.
Don’t worry I’ve been infected for years, and I don’t think it’s nonsense, I will be watching your blog and keep up the good work with suggestions what to watch 😉
Thank you! We’ll try to keep you entertained. We should have something new up in the next few days.
I’m looking forward to it
Haven’t seen this one, hope it comes on one of the 3000 cable stations I am paying for (I think we’re being ripped off!) I give a thumbs up on Galaxy of Terror, too! My fave Corman flick!
I hope you get to check it out! We will check out Galaxy of Terror for sure. I haven’t seen much Corman but I’ve liked everything I’ve seen.
solid B-movie and much of his stuff in the late 80’s were clones of other films but sometimes I think he stumbled upon B-movie gold!
If you want some rare bad stuff, check out Tim Ritter’s work. Truth or Dare, Killing Spree, or the one I just reviewed Creep. I like reviews on stuff like Nuke Em High and the Thing, and I cover all facets of cult films, but it’s the less known stuff that gets my attention. Nothing like finding a gem like Hauntedween. Enjoying the site.
I agree! There’s nothing like finding a truly weird one. Thanks for the tips
I can second Tim Ritter’s work – especially Truth or Dare!
Thanks, Eric! Truth or Dare looks like a winner. We’ll try to track it down.
Thanks for your review, guys! All of your opinions were spot on, in my book (I was only 21 when I made the film). This is the film’s 25th anniversary, and I’m happy horror fans are still discovering it. Alex’s hair goes grey because the SFX guys wanted it so – they wanted him to gradually resemble Zachary, the possessor. Unfortunately, when they put the slime on the actor, the gray ran right out! So I deleted a line where Lori comments on it. If you’re unaware, Media Blasters released the sequel, SLIME CITY MASSACRE, two years ago; it reunites much of the original cast aand adds Debbie Rochon, Brooke Lewis, Lloyd Kaufman and Roy Frumkes in a post apocalyptic setting. And if you really believe they don’t make ’em like this anymore, please check out SNOW SHARK: ANCIENT SNOW BEAST when it’s released next month (Family Video will carry it for rental). Both SLIME CITY MASSACRE and SNOW SHARK have token nudity…
Wow! We are thrilled and humbled that you stopped by our little blog. Thank you for having made Slime City and continuing to make messy masterpieces. We will certainly check out Slime City Massacre, with you and Lloyd how could it go wrong?
Love the Cher comment. I think I’ll have to have a go at this one. Although, considering I eat eggs every single morning, it might ruin breakfast for me…
I was waiting for her to bust out in ‘If I could turn back time’. Slime City is totally worth watching, maybe you could switch to waffles for a week?